The Afghan Connection.

The Afghan Connection

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If tomorrow all my things were gone,

- like my hand guns and my knife,

And I had to flee to Pakistan,

- with just my children and my wife,

I wish my lucky stars,

- that we never bombed the Cole,

that we hunted down Bin-Laden,

- and we smoked him from his hole,

And I am scared to live in Afghanistan,

   - where I drink my camel's pee,

And I fight with Russian weapons

   - made in nineteen-sixty-three,

So! Put your hands-up, kneel down,

   - throw your guns away,

Cause there ain't no chance the Taliban,

   - can beat the USA!

From the caves of south Afghanistan,

   - to the middle eastern seas,

From across the plains of Kazakhstan,

   - you will hear our knocking knees,

From Kabul to Islamabad,

   - and in the Khyber pass,

You will hear us all crap in our pants,

   - as the US kicks our ass.

And I am scared to live in Afghanistan,

   - where I drink my camel's pee,

And I fight with Russian weapons,

   - made in nineteen-sixty-three,

So! Put your hands-up, kneel down,

   - throw your guns away,

Cause there ain't no chance the Taliban,

   - can beat the USA!

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